i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it ruins his day.
I hope Rick Santorum gets a burrito and it’s in terrible layers from top to bottom.
I hope someone hacks into Rick Santorum’s Facebook account and posts “I like men”.
I hope Rick Santorum tries to go into the subway expecting to refill his MetroCard with a five dollar bill but all of the machines say “No Bills Accepted” and he has to walk to where he wants to go
i hope rick santorum goes to rip out a piece of paper from a notebook and it rips right in half
I hope Rick Santorum steps in a puddle first thing in the morning and has to deal with wet socks all day.
i hope rick santorum steps into an elevator with only one other person inside it and has a really smelly fart, and he has to spend the ride all the way to the 23rd floor with the person next to him eying him because they know he did it
I hope Rick Santorum buys a new shirt and really likes it and wears it and then when he wants to wash it for the first time sees that it has to be put out flat to dry but he knows it’ll get super linty if he does but he doesn’t want to risk it getting ruined in the dryer.
I hope Rick Santorum thinks how nice it’ll be to have a bowl of his favourite cereal when he gets home and once he gets home he pours a bowl and gets all excited and and then he realizes there’s no milk.
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a lego.